Hiemlich manouver

Started by Gh0st Face Killah, April 16, 2004, 12:56:50 PM

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A woman sitting at a restaurant in Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head and again signalled 'No'.
With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her undies, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
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Hahaha.  :lmfao:  :D  :lmfao:  Good 1 again m8!
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