to late

[FBG]

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and
walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a
policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm
going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at
this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.