There's a New Pimp In Town!

[TeaLeaf]

BFC has taken over the mantel of Uber Folder and strolled into No 1 spot in the team rankings with a total of 85,067 points.  I have been demoted to No 2 spot and I fully expect Whitey to further demote me to the No 3 spot before the end of the weekend!

It is great to see the battle (and the points) going on, keep it up fellas and try to get some colleagues from other companies involved as well, we could do with some more heavy weights like you both!

All hail BFC, we's all his folding bitches now...... :norty:

TL.

[DuVeL]

DArn, I'm a foldingbiatch. Ahwell, go Whitey and BFC!

[BigFatCat]

Get yo honky bitch asses back in da pimpmobile, youz got work in da hood 2nite.

[DuVeL]

Originally posted by BigFatCat@Jul 24 2004, 06:32 PM
Get yo honky bitch asses back in da pimpmobile, youz got work in da hood 2nite.

Famous pimpsquotes:
"During sex my girl always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel." Goldie McJames (Detroit)

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a pimp jacket and a button fell off. I picked up my ho stick and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." Vanilla Snow (New Orleans)

"My ho was such an ugly kid...When she played in the sandbox the cat kept covering her up." Timberland Lamont Thomas (L.A.)

"I could tell that my hoes parents hated her. As a kid, her bath toys were a toaster and a radio." Papa Pimp (The Ho Village)

"My ho is so ugly...Her father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."  Tony "Da' Fro" Norris (Pearl River)

"When my ho was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to the father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could......But she pulled through." Dr. Balls Newmont (Orlando)

"My ho is so ugly ... her mother had morning sickness - after she was born."  "Guns" Gastelum (Colorado Springs)

"I remember the time my ho was kidnapped and they sent a piece of her finger to me. I said I wanted more proof." Silver Ice (L.A.)

"A rival pimp asked, "How can I get a kite in the air?" I told him to run off a cliff." Mayor Lamont Branford IV (Atlanta)

"One year they wanted my ho to be a poster girl... for birth control." Jackson Brown (New York)

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."  Phil McCrackin (Grayling)

"Yo momma went to a freak show and they let her in for nothing." Jesse Goolsby (Cali)  

"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my ho!" Jordan "The Iceman" Collins (Burke)

 "For two hours... some guy followed one of my hoes around with a pooper scooper."  Mervin Beasto (Lansing)

[TeaLeaf]

Oh, and Whitey passed me by too, so I am no longer Deputy Folding Bitch either

TL.

[Dingo]

Look on the bright side TL.......no need to fear the Ides of March now!!

[BigFatCat]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fer me!

[Whitey]

Hey BFC !!!

Could you switch those Xeons off for a couple of days and give me a chance to catch you b4 the 100k mark  :whistle:

You know it's gonna happen sooner or later anyway  

[BigFatCat]

Niet, comrade.
I fold onward for the glory of the mother country.

One's even been down for today. What do you want, it gift wrapped?

[Thulsa Doom]

Whitey is gettn big headed and looking smug.
Someone do sumthin.

HELP, HEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP. :help:

[Gh0st Face Killah]

You work with him so you are our only hope!!!!

[Thulsa Doom]

Not much I can do, he's takin it all too seriously  :lmfao:

[BigFatCat]

A terribly regrettable soft drink spillage over their PSUs?

As luck would have it, I audited my assimilated hosts today. One little fricker even had a network lead out so no new units for 2 days. :huh:

Rest assured all is back connected and services folding at warp factor lager, captain :thumb: