blonde joke

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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3. I'm a 6', 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."