A big dMw welcome to ...

TeaLeaf · December 13, 2002, 06:06:02 PM

Wine? In a vault? In London? What happens in an emergency huh?

TeaLeaf's Survival Tips #7: Never EVER store your wine further than 30 seconds away.

.....tonight's top tipple will be announced later on the MH......

Oh yeah: Welcome to both you peeps - I've had some good fun rounds with both of you on the MH, so it's nice to have you in the clan finally

TL.

FBG · December 13, 2002, 06:11:54 PM

welcome to dMw

Anonymous · December 13, 2002, 06:12:44 PM

Mmmmmm, well welcome I suppose but I would appreciate if we could recruit some people I can actually beat :-(

Seriously, it's been fun playing with you guys on the hook so a big welcome frome me :-)

JonnyAppleSeed · December 13, 2002, 08:53:31 PM

hello gents ......happy fraggin..... :mp5:

/me whispers to Smite......Hay m8 Oldie has given us sum new Bitches for x-mass :wink:
Edited by TeaLeaf to correct his inability to type :lol:

smite · December 13, 2002, 09:37:31 PM

/me wispers to JonnyAppleSeed ......oooooh we is gona have some fun wid deese bitches ..hey jonny which one you want?

Welcome to dMw guys i hope you have as much fun here as i do........so whos gona volunteer to be my bitch 8O now it is custom that when you join you have to be someones bitch and i have to say i am the most lenient of all the other members just ask JAS ....oh btw JAS i hereby release you from bitchdom you can take one of the newies as a fully fledged bitch master :lol:

JonnyAppleSeed · December 13, 2002, 11:02:07 PM

Quoteand i have to say i am the most lenient of all the other members just ask JAS

How can u say that!!!!! Since you made me wax my Back,Crack and Sack :cry:

I have never been able to shoot straight since.... Dont suffer like i did Stay away from Smite

Benny · December 13, 2002, 11:52:57 PM

I already waxed those three, he can't hurt me, for I am hairless......come to poppa Smitey Boy.

TeaLeaf · December 14, 2002, 12:38:29 AM

Benny, meet Smite. Smite, meet your match, Benny :lol:

This should be fun to watch.....Go Benny, Go Benny, Go Benny,....

TL.

Squonk · December 14, 2002, 09:04:03 AM

Quote....Go Benny, Go Benny, Go Benny,....

TL.

smite · December 14, 2002, 10:46:34 AM

First of all Benny'bitch' you need to learn to speak when spoken to you are my bitch for the next few months until i release you or new blood comes in to which you are released.
Now seeing as you have already done what normally comes as the probation hair removing process we need to think of something more interesting......how about the Gimp suit!! 8O or the wearing of womens clothes for a while....nope the Gimp suit sounds good.
Right go visit JAS and retreive his suit to which you need to put on and find a small box to climb into preferably 5X5 8O (dont forget to put holes in the box we dont want to lose another member that way and wait for my next call.

SSssshh now benny ...SSSsssshhh speak when spoken to or ask me first to see if you are allowed Sssssshh ive got a whole bag of SSssssh here ahhhh sshhsshhh s s shh. Good boy

Dr Sadako · December 14, 2002, 10:49:11 AM

QuoteFirst of all Benny'bitch' you need to learn to speak when spoken to you are my bitch for the next few months until i release you or new blood comes in to which you are released.
Now seeing as you have already done what normally comes as the probation hair removing process we need to think of something more interesting......how about the Gimp suit!! 8O or the wearing of womens clothes for a while....nope the Gimp suit sounds good.
Right go visit JAS and retreive his suit to which you need to put on and find a small box to climb into preferably 5X5 8O (dont forget to put holes in the box we dont want to lose another member that way and wait for my next call.

SSssshh now benny ...SSSsssshhh speak when spoken to or ask me first to see if you are allowed Sssssshh ive got a whole bag of SSssssh here ahhhh sshhsshhh s s shh. Good boy

8O How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit!

OldBloke · December 14, 2002, 10:57:01 AM

Quote 8O How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit!

There's a full length zip at the back.

Anonymous · December 14, 2002, 11:01:01 AM

ROTFLMAO :lol:

DonkeyCheeseGrater · December 14, 2002, 11:18:44 AM

LOL :lol:

Benny · December 14, 2002, 04:13:39 PM

Mr Smite sir..

Right, I got the suit, it's fairly comfortable, roomy even, apart from round the crutch, it seems like it was fairly under-utilised in that area.

I feel like I'm wearing a fat mans bin bag shell suit. You mind if I slip back into the spandex?

Hunter becomes hunted, trainee to trainer, I'll behave for now, but you will be mine, oh yes, you will be mine, c'mere sweetheart, Poppa's got you a little something..just for you.