Wanting a new job!!

[SecretSquirrel]

Ohhhh Smitey i see you haven't lost any of your old school charm - you smooth talking B*stard.

So you admit gays would pay to have sex with me - But you'd have to pay them - you Ugly Knob head especially in that dress...everyone knows that red floral pattern is last years season



I'll accept that quid for the dress - sucker....i bought it for 50p from Oxfam

 

[smite]

Ill have you know that floral is most definetly in, look at all the other men walking around in red flowery dresses. .... i rest my case.
Anyway who you calling kn000b head i quite like the protruding grow on my scalp a full 6 1/2 inches ill have you know and proud of it. that means i have a joint effort of 15 inches to satisfy 2 women at once beat that ya miniscule freak..

BTW i have sold the dress to tut and made twenty quid now whos the sucker (i had to lift the hem a little you know what a tart he is)

[SecretSquirrel]

Ye Tut's a real Slut - she'll have that dress on and be pregnant within 5 minutes- he makes us girls look sooo common.

I cant disagree with you more smite - floral is definately out..here in the Chic Downham/cambridge catchment area.  Besides all our handme downs are donated to you poor northern gits which is why your 12mnths out.
6 1/2 inches eh 8O ??
I take it you mean 6 lots of 1/2 inches = a total of 3 inches cuz from what i spied through that Little Chef bedroom window NO WAY ARE YOU 6 1/2.

Get the missus to measure you again but this time tell her to turn the tape measure over from metric centimetres side to imperial

[smite]

Thats what i said 6 full half inches why did u interptret as being anything other? but that was on my head i didnt mention that my full on NOB is 12 inches that is 330.2 mm or 330200 microns so i can see how you may have errored in you assessment. (nobody works in imperial anymore only old people like yourself)

I am deeply upset that flowery is out i kind of liked it..so what do i need to be wearing? stripes or flimsy net?
I would be gratefull for any of your assistance in this matter as i can see you are an expert......you big girl (meant in the nicest way :lol: )

Missing you already
Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey

[Gandalf]

Secret spotted in a flowery dress!! Shock Horror!!



Be afraid, be very afraid!!  8O

[DonkeyCheeseGrater]

so Gandy why have you got secret pictures of secret squirrel on you computer??        8O

[Gandalf]

That's funny, I found them on yours.

[smite]

Wow squirrel you have changed, fancy going out some time
That dress is really turning me on mmmmm


See why i had to take it in a bit you lard TANGO........

This is what i have done to it

[SecretSquirrel]

Damn how did you spot me  - i was working on an undercover assignment - must have been the hairy chest  8O

12 inches - MY TANGO - your supposed to measure from your groin - not the back of your head