Under 12's

Benny · January 02, 2005, 11:46:04 PM

Well well, I'm drunk,

I am however going to offer the following advice, not unlike Baz Luhrman, but I'd imagine anyone who doesn't remember the song, is who this is aimed at and quite franklly who will ignore it.

If you are under 25.

You are not the first person to drink alcohol.
You are no the most fashionable person on the planet.
You are not 'hard'.
You are not a 'gangster'
Alcopops are not 'hardcore'.
Strutting like you have polio is not conducive to me thinking you are 'hardcore'.
You can give it stares all night, I'm not scared of you, I'm simply in a haze where, to be honest you don't really matter.
You have a bleached mullet. Welcome to the crowd.
You are with your friends, which I appreciate requires bravado, but you are still nothing.
Enjoy your night, but don't come the cocky twat with people who are older, wiser and quite frankly more tolerating than you realise, you will lose.
I am you in 10 years.

smilodon · January 03, 2005, 12:44:11 AM

You are wise Obi Wan, and honour us with your mighty word science.

RizZy · January 03, 2005, 08:54:03 AM

Had a fun night out down the local then benny?

Benny · January 03, 2005, 10:25:35 AM

I appear to have been drunk, although my hangover suggests not. 2005, the year of no hangovers.

da_Ricci · January 03, 2005, 10:46:46 AM

No hangovers this year thats a great idea!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

DuVeL · January 03, 2005, 02:51:19 PM

Hangovers so far: 0

Nice piece of text Benny!

DarkAngel · January 03, 2005, 10:34:11 PM

Hangovers so far: 3 At least i got 7 hours sleep so far this year which is a lot more than GFK.......

Gh0st Face Killah · January 04, 2005, 09:19:14 AM

Thats true but I haven't had a hangover yet. Oh I have had some sleep now!! :blink:

DarkAngel · January 04, 2005, 05:10:25 PM

QuoteGh0st Face Killah Posted Today, 09:19 AM
Thats true but I haven't had a hangover yet. Oh I have had some sleep now!!

Ive only been up a hour :lmfao: and went to sleep at midnight :blink:

Gh0st Face Killah · January 04, 2005, 06:45:38 PM

Amateur!!!! :lmfao: :narnar: :devil: