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Started by Thulsa Doom, February 15, 2005, 12:09:50 PM

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Thulsa Doom

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney, Australia.... The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a beer, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.  He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you."
"Not myself, personally, no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister."

smite

:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Nice :D

DuVeL

Haha, much better then the previous one!  :D
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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da_Ricci

Good one  :dribble:  :blink:
a Dutchy 2 shoot @.

DogMeat

Let me just wee on your chips by pointing out that technically, celts are largely dark-haired, less for the aberrant ginges, so perhaps you'd like to change the category from "sexist" to "racist"?

D "PC" M
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Some pixies. No cars. No talent.

MAD_ness

:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:


like that one !!

 :D
I really was not born to work ALL my life !!!!!

Penfold


Thulsa Doom

QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Feb 15 2005, 08:10 PM
Let me just wee on your chips by pointing out that technically, celts are largely dark-haired, less for the aberrant ginges, so perhaps you'd like to change the category from "sexist" to "racist"?

D "PC" M
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Wee away  :D

Anonymous

QuoteOriginally posted by Thulsa Doom@Feb 16 2005, 11:16 AM
Wee away :D
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a wee away.
wee away a wee away.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle etc...

Thulsa Doom


DuVeL

QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 16 2005, 11:25 AM
a wee away.
wee away a wee away.
In de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle etc...
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BB shoots at night
in de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle
the bomb is plated tonight....
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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A Twig

:lmfao: Thats jus scary DuV!!!  :D  :D
[N~@] - Ninja Association
Although we may fade from life, life does not fade from our memories


DuVeL

QuoteOriginally posted by A Twig@Feb 16 2005, 05:23 PM
:lmfao: Thats jus scary DuV!!! :D :D
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Ahwell, you know I like CounterStrike....that was the first thing that came in mind.. :ph34r:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Anonymous

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Feb 16 2005, 05:14 PM
BB shoots at night
in de_jungle, de_mighty_jungle
the bomb is plated tonight....
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Remind me to avoid you on the server  :blink:  :ph34r:

DuVeL

QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Feb 16 2005, 06:41 PM
Remind me to avoid you on the server :blink: :ph34r:
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I'll be looking 4 you.... :winkiss:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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