Two Ronnies reunited

[OldBloke]

RIP Ronnie Corbett

Thanks for the laughs (but I can't forgive you for 'Sorry').

:: "A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals."

:: "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand."

:: "West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms."

:: "It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy."

:: "This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago."

:: "A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on."

:: "A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. 'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"'

:: "There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done."

:: "We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned."

:: "We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet."

:: "We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame."

:: "After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes."

[sulky_uk]

Upstairs just got a lot funnier :sad:

[Sneakytiger]

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best of both of them.

rip ronnie.

[Penfold]

I met him a couple of times over the last few years and have to say he was nothing but charming.