Social Experiment

Benny · January 17, 2003, 10:49:44 AM

Gents,

Last night, I went for a curry, accompanied by the obvious warm up pints of stella, meal accompanying Cobra's, then down the pub for so post food Export and a couple of whiskys.
Not content with that, back to mine for a few more whiskys and falling into the moving bed at 3.

I have made it in to work. Nobody will sit near me because I smell. I appear to be leaking. Which brings me to my experiment. I am throwing myself on your mercy and require a hangover cure. (I've already had the pills, water and sausage sandwich) I could also do with getting rid of the curry taste in my mouth.

What's the solution, all serious offers considered, help. :beer: ...in reverse.

OldBloke · January 17, 2003, 10:56:10 AM

... and in 24 hours you'll be fine.

Benny · January 17, 2003, 10:59:45 AM

I can't wait that long OB...I feel dirty..the old 'I'll never drink again' is even crossing my mind.

Dr Sadako · January 17, 2003, 10:59:47 AM

A good thorough throw up usually gets rid of most of the hangover. Hey it also exchanges the curry taste ... :lol:

Orange juice or vitamine drinks is good for you combined with lots of water.

Looking forward to the LAN ... :lol:

Anonymous · January 17, 2003, 11:01:31 AM

Irn Bru. It is brilliant for hangovers. You also need a couple of Bruffen for the headache. Also get as much water down your throat as possible. GL.

Benny · January 17, 2003, 11:06:47 AM

aha, there is irn bru in the vending machine....

FrEnZy · January 17, 2003, 11:25:06 AM

Fried Egg, mint yogaught (SP?!) and cheese sandwich! Trust me!

FatBob · January 17, 2003, 11:48:18 AM

some honey on toast is good, the honey replaces lots of stuff your (now shrivelled) liver has lost and will make your mouth taste nice again.
plan b throw a sickie!! and drink till you collapse.

Stryker · January 17, 2003, 11:48:51 AM

Berroca, it replaces all the stuff that booze robs ur body of. The AUSSIES swear by it so it must be good.... go to Boots.

FBG · January 17, 2003, 11:53:21 AM

unfortunately my cure is preventative and requires you take a vitamin pill before you go to bed, ideally with a glass of water. Then during the night as you dehydrate your body will still be topped up with loverly jubbly vitamins.

Benny · January 17, 2003, 11:59:34 AM

aha....a quick scavenge through someone elses desk and....Berocca....here comes the good stuff body, brace yourself. Strangely Irn Bru seems to be helping....one of the ingredients...Ammonium Ferric Citrate..sounds erm..nuclear?

Gh0st Face Killah · January 17, 2003, 12:00:59 PM

A kebab on the way home would have stopped your mouth tasting of curry!! tongue

DonkeyCheeseGrater · January 17, 2003, 12:01:40 PM

Get hold of a gun and shoot yourself in the kneekap, i guarantee that within 2 seconds the hangover will be a distant memory. It doesnt cure the problem of the curry taste, but that will be the least of your worries...

sheepy · January 17, 2003, 12:01:48 PM

1 shot of wiskey or 1/2 a pint of larger, if its really bad both.

trust me nothing beets hair of the dog

Benny · January 17, 2003, 12:06:37 PM

Well so far..

I should have left the pub, had a kebab, a vitamin pill, woken up, a nice fried egg/yoghurt/cheese sandwich, some Berocca, honey on toast and a shot of whisky, followed by a nice kneecapping, some more vits and an Irn Bru.

Now if I could get the toilet paper outta the fridge, I'd be all set..