New awards & badges

[Liberator]

Can't wait to see if you do a badge for the game we just played against each other.

'Sneaky Git' award?

[Ranger]

This isn't funny - just thought there should be an award for this:

Citation for Underhand & Nasty Tactics

(Let you work out the acronym!)  



* 2 or more instances of camping or spawn-raping in 1 round

Note: Depending on your view, thios may be a ribbon you want or you don't want!

[Ranger]

The Old Bloke Award for Dodery Tank Driving



* Repeated instances of driving tank at 30mph in a 50mph zone
* Multiple instances of driving round and round in circles because driver has forgotten where to go next - PLUS
 * 1 or more instances of having to pull over to go to the toilet because of a weak bladder (and to post some letters)

   (Only joking!)

[OldBloke]

Originally posted by Ranger@Aug 28 2005, 01:21 AM
The Old Bloke Award for Dodery Tank Driving



* Repeated instances of driving tank at 30mph in a 50mph zone
* Multiple instances of driving round and round in circles because driver has forgotten where to go next - PLUS
 * 1 or more instances of having to pull over to go to the toilet because of a weak bladder (and to post some letters)

  (Only joking!)

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Winner  :thumbsup:

[Ranger]

Originally posted by Liberator@Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM
Can't wait to see if you do a badge for the game we just played against each other.

'Sneaky Git' award?

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[As requested - sneaky git!]

Snake in the Grass - First Class



* Mulitple instances of sneaky, dirty, rotten tactics (which you wish you'd thought of first!)

[Ranger]

Order of the Soiled Trollies with Skid Mark Clusters



* Repeated display of indecision and hesitation under fire - PLUS
* 2 or more instances hiding down quiet alleys or behind hills during a heavy assalt and generally wetting ones pants at the sight of a tank or helicopter

[Ranger]

Award for Serial Friendly Kills & Erratic Ridiculousness (ASFKER)



* Repeated team killing - OR
* Blindingly stupid behaviour which results in team-members deaths

[Jamoe]

I'm loving these ranger, keep em coming.

[Ranger]

Golden Bat & Dark Glasses Award for Inobservance



* Repeated instances of running over team mine, despite big skull and cross-bones
* 1 or more instance of punishing team-member for mine-kill when it was your own damn fault for not seeing the bloody things in the first place!

[Ranger]

Harrold Shipman Award for Defibrillator Kills & Revive Raping


 

• 5 defibrillator kills in 1 round
• 13 revive rape/kills in 1 round

[Ranger]

The Kennedy Award for Projectile Attraction


 

• Consistant inability to dodge bullets

(I won this one - 1st Class, with cluster, bar and oak leaves - during last nights game! - As did a few of us I think...)

Full collection: Ranger's alternative BF2 ribbons

[Ranger]

The Robert Cocking Award for Parachute Ineptitude


 

• 2 or more instances of failing to correctly use parachute key in one round - OR
• 2 or more instances of leaving it too late to open parachute in one round - OR
• 2 or more instances of opening parachute, but then hitting a ledge or other protuberance and the chute closing again resulting in death

(Note: Robert Cocking is officially recorded as the first man in history to die from a parachute accident. He died in 1814 when he became disentangled from a malfunctioning chute and was found in a field at Lee, literally dashed to pieces.)

Full collection: Ranger's alternative BF2 ribbons

[DuVeL]

Nice stuff.  
Do you even work?  :narnar:
Didn't you post that towards me a while ago?

[Ranger]

Originally posted by DuVeL@Sep 2 2005, 10:05 AM
Do you even work? :narnar:

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Yep - but I a good multi-tasker!

Hee hee...

 :narnar:

[mono_dna]

:roflmao: