New awards & badges

[Ranger]

I thought I would add these as I found them very funny (or true!)...

They were replies to a ribbons thread I did in another BF2 forum:

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Angry Man Award. By Antaz



In one, or more round(s) player must...

- Curse genericaly at least 5 times using say all or team chat.

- Attempt to race to the nearest jet/chopper, and when beaten to it by another player(s)... Empty a full clip into the vehicle.

- Attemt to get revenge on said players by teamkilling them once or more.

- Stand on runways to deny said players the means to take off.

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The Lag Ribbon By {USI} Zombie



Requirements
Awarded for multiple instances of extreme lag until killed

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Hee hee...

[Ranger]

The Unlucky Spawn Award


 

• 1 or more instance of spawning right in front of on-coming traffic

(Alternatively this ribbon can be awarded to team-mates who tea-cake you when you are trying to get into their vehicle!)

[Liberator]

Spawning in the middle of an infantry firefight "WTF award" needed.

[Ranger]

Originally posted by Liberator@Sep 14 2005, 07:03 PM
Spawning in the middle of an infantry firefight "WTF award" needed.

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WTF Award....LMAO!

Oh yes, has to be done!

[Blunt]

It wasn't my fault!!!   award

for the times you tea-cake due to

1 or more instance of spawning right in front of on-coming traffic

or similar

summat like Bart's " It wasn't me" :unsure:  

also....

you gotta give Lib an award for avoiding bullets....I'm still chuckling about last weeks game...the 1 where he avoided every bullet & missile from our choppa.....
Then avoided the next lot after we re-supplied...he was bomb proof...we could hear the phut phut of his pistol...hilarious :roflmao:

[DuVeL]

True git award as in 1337 in CounterStrike? Maybe something with an oscar or so.

[Ranger]

Award for Rearward Surreptitious Stabbing (A*R*S*S)


 

• 1 or more instances of taking great pleasure from sly and sneaky knife assasinations from the rear

(Dedicated to BIG-Dewey)

[BIG-9Slice]

Jeez! that one made me look twice :blink:

[Dewey]

Originally posted by Ranger@Sep 15 2005, 10:17 AM
Award for Rearward Surreptitious Stabbing (A*R*S*S)


 

• 1 or more instances of taking great pleasure from sly and sneaky knife assasinations from the rear

(Dedicated to BIG-Dewey)

[post=94895]Quoted post[/post]

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Its the from the rear bit thats worrying me  :blink:

[Ranger]

Originally posted by BIG-Dewey@Sep 15 2005, 11:03 AM
Its the from the rear bit thats worrying me :blink:

[post=94907]Quoted post[/post]

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Well you did take me from behind!

'Ohhhh, Matron! Nay, thrice, nay!'

 :lol:

[Ranger]

Kamakaze Award


 

• 1 or more instances of taking out enemy by sacificing own life (whether by intent or by accident!)

[Ranger]

Unlucky Spawn Award (2nd Class)


 

• 2 or more instances of spawning within a group of enemy soldiers - OR
• 2 or more instances of spawning in the middle of a firefight, between the two teams

[|TG|Mateo]

Ranger, man, you are a genius.

[Ranger]

The 'No Surrender' - Turn-Around Award


 

• Refusing to accept that the game is lost and bringing the match back from the last flag to a glorious win!

[Liberator]

Originally posted by Blunt@Sep 14 2005, 11:49 PM
you gotta give Lib an award for avoiding bullets....I'm still chuckling about last weeks game...the 1 where he avoided every bullet & missile from our choppa.....
Then avoided the next lot after we re-supplied...he was bomb proof...we could hear the phut phut of his pistol...hilarious :roflmao:

[post=94848]Quoted post[/post]

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Yup, an "A-Team" award for the inability of the enemy's bullets and bombs to cause any physical damage at all.