F*ck Me its me Birfday again

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SecretSquirrel

February 07, 2003, 07:11:12 PM
As from Tues its me F**king Bday.......i must be older 'n you know Oldie - you haven't had one for 3 yrs to   my knowledge  :lol:
That Squirrel looks Impressive

OldBloke

#1
February 07, 2003, 07:18:22 PM
You want my old pipe/slippers/cardigan kit?
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

SecretSquirrel

#2
February 07, 2003, 07:34:02 PM
QuoteYou want my old pipe/slippers/cardigan kit?

Yes Please Oldie .......and i will donate these to a worthy cause......


I am Now Auctioning a Pair of Oldies slippers & Pipe to the highest bidder.

Please register your interest below:

And can i remind you of the significance of these items in the history of Human Developement...w/out these slippers or pipe there would NO [dMW]. How much more can i impart to you just how important these two simple artifacts have been in the developement of World affairs.

Please start the bids(the articles will be available for collection at the Lan)

Sh*t forgot the Cardigan
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Stryker

#3
February 07, 2003, 07:35:07 PM
QuoteYou want my old pipe/slippers/cardigan kit?

Looking at your avatar I'd say he defo does not want your moisturising cream  :lol:  

or however the fek u spell it.
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

JonnyAppleSeed

#4
February 07, 2003, 08:18:23 PM
happy b day :beer:
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

smite

#5
February 07, 2003, 08:21:24 PM
Hope you drown in your own vomit.... ya olD Bstrd     :D  :D  :D



Love you missing you
Smite......

SecretSquirrel

#6
February 08, 2003, 11:27:33 AM
QuoteHope you drown in your own vomit.... ya olD Bstrd     :D  :D  :D



Love you missing you
Smite......

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........you old romantic you - I've gone alllllllll bashfull

see.. :oops:
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Gh0st Face Killah

#7
February 08, 2003, 02:54:20 PM
Hippo Birdie two ewe  :lol:
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
Ex Ingorantia Ad Spientiam, E Luce Ad Tenebras

Gh0stys mixes

D. A. M. N.
Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia

Gandalf

#8
February 08, 2003, 03:55:14 PM
happy birthday u old tart  :D
*G*

Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

sheepy

#9
February 08, 2003, 04:28:22 PM
ahh another member of the ol and defensless of dmw
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

MisterEggs

#10
February 12, 2003, 12:26:33 AM
Low on punctuality, but high in sincerity;

Happy Birthday SS!

i said......Happy Birthday!
Yes, dear! It's your birthday!  :roll:


Ok chaps, who's turn is it to wipe his dribble and wheel him back to the home today...?
 :wink:  :D
-=[dMw]=-MisterEggs
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