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DuVeL

January 27, 2006, 09:00:27 AM
Swiss knifebadge:


Grappling hooks : be sure to use the official Battlefield 2 hooks, instead of your keyboard...
Using a keyboard for a grappling hook can cause death and could cause your body outline to look a little bit like gumby...


Roadkills.... Still looking forward to get your expert transport badge?":


Commanders.... Always yakety yak this and that, move your men to this position, defend this, attack that, seems that this poor n00b crashed his chopper against a palm tree in Wake Island....:


Zip line : this n00b just bought the expansion pack and tries to get his basic badge... at his historical rate, he will be deploying 3000 zip lines in 451251.12 days or 14151589752525665412512211 hours straight:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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DuVeL

#1
January 27, 2006, 09:13:08 AM
And more:

Explosive Ordinence Badge:


Basic assault badge:
[OldBloke] Image removed.


VERY BASIC commander badge!:

[OldBloke] Image removed. You should know better Duvel  :ranting:

Basic knifebadge:


armored service/badge:


Congratulations, you have been recommended for an award.


"so if I stay the whole round like this I will be awarded the PLA's medallion?"


Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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mono_dna

#2
January 30, 2006, 08:16:36 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Jan 27 2006, 11:13 AM

[OldBloke] Image removed. You should know better Duvel :ranting:

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Darn it, now I'm curious...
-=[dMw]=- mono_dna

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Doorman

#3
January 30, 2006, 08:37:03 PM
Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?










     

Toxteth

#4
January 30, 2006, 09:42:54 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by mono_dna@Jan 30 2006, 08:16 PM
Darn it, now I'm curious...
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Me too! Can we have a graphic description instead?

Carr0t

#5
January 30, 2006, 10:35:08 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Jan 30 2006, 08:37 PM
Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?
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Gotta say I agree with you there. I also saw the basic commander badge, and didn't see the issue with it. Could someone else who saw it PM me (possibly one of the admins?) and explain why that image in particular was removed. I just thought it was a bit of a dig at someone who deserves it. I'm not arguing with your decision, i'd just appreciate the clarification :)
[imga=right]http://77.108.129.49/fahtags/ms10.jpg[/imga]Wash: This is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting...
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we\'re all going to die?

OldBloke

#6
January 30, 2006, 10:53:29 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Carr0t@Jan 30 2006, 10:35 PM
Gotta say I agree with you there. I also saw the basic commander badge, and didn't see the issue with it. Could someone else who saw it PM me (possibly one of the admins?) and explain why that image in particular was removed. I just thought it was a bit of a dig at someone who deserves it. I'm not arguing with your decision, i'd just appreciate the clarification :)
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It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

OldBloke

#7
January 30, 2006, 10:55:50 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Jan 30 2006, 08:37 PM
Sorry to say, the Basic assault badge lacked a lot in the humour dept. It WAS meant to be funny, right?
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I left it in originally but on reflection - removed.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

Carr0t

#8
January 30, 2006, 11:08:49 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by OldBloke@Jan 30 2006, 10:53 PM
It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.
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Aah, fair enough. I totally don't remember that. Durrrr.... :)
[imga=right]http://77.108.129.49/fahtags/ms10.jpg[/imga]Wash: This is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting...
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we\'re all going to die?

DuVeL

#9
January 30, 2006, 11:16:18 PM
Sorry!  :blush:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Blunt

#10
January 30, 2006, 11:19:27 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by OldBloke@Jan 30 2006, 10:53 PM
It contained the 'f' word as a graphic. Links (with an appropriate warning) to such material would be fine.
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yup agree...

I posted the whale thread the other day and changed it to a link after Ron questioned how long it would stay :blush:

It's very easy to forget sometimes that we have 12 year old members of our community :blink:
Regards
Blunt

People who blow things out of proportion are worse than Hitler.

Dingo

#11
January 30, 2006, 11:39:12 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Blunt@Jan 30 2006, 11:19 PM
It's very easy to forget sometimes that we have 12 year old members of our community :blink:
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Jeez, and I thought Duvel was at least 13 <_<  :whistle:  :D
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DuVeL

#12
January 31, 2006, 07:58:06 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Dingo@Jan 31 2006, 01:39 AM
Jeez, and I thought Duvel was at least 13 <_< :whistle: :D
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14 now... :dummy:
*Slaps Dingo around and next LAN.

Sorry for putting up not allowed pictures. All that were posted were ment to be funny and wern't to implemented in another way.
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Penfold

#13
January 31, 2006, 02:21:05 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Jan 31 2006, 07:58 AM
14 now... :dummy:
*Slaps Dingo around and next LAN.

Sorry for putting up not allowed pictures. All that were posted were ment to be funny and wern't to implemented in another way.
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That said - now where's the link then ????  :whistle:


PEN

mono_dna

#14
January 31, 2006, 08:15:41 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by ThePENDRAGON@Jan 31 2006, 04:21 PM
That said - now where's the link then ???? :whistle:
PEN
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Yes, I'd like to know too. All this talking haven't made me any less curious ;)
-=[dMw]=- mono_dna

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