jackass!

[Dingo]

Don't you ever tell me that I post rubbish to this forum again, for you have claimed my crown and no mistake :wink:

.......says the man who undoubtably wrote the ditty "you can't get Kwicker than a Kwik Fit fitter!!  :roll:  :roll:

[smilodon]

.......says the man who undoubtably wrote the ditty "you can't get Kwicker than a Kwik Fit fitter!! :roll: :roll:

They are word and they come one after the other, but when you join them all up the don't make one bit of sense  :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:

[Gh0st Face Killah]

I was hoping for some startling insight into how jackass is a metaphor for the inner child in all of us (or something). She just might be stupid enough to buy that.....

Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??

As an older guy I............

SNIP UTTER UTTER WAFFLE

............ proposals of marriage, proposals to move in together or any acts of God[/b]

Don't you ever tell me that I post rubbish to this forum again, for you have claimed my crown and no mistake  :wink:[/b]

Utter utter waffle, hmmm No I'd have to disagree with you smiley, he raises some good points there.

[Dingo]

Now let's get this right Chimp......is she highly intelligent or stupid??

As an older guy I............

SNIP UTTER UTTER WAFFLE



quote]Utter utter waffle, hmmm No I'd have to disagree with you smiley, he raises some good points there.

The King is Dead, long live the King!!

ps loves ya GFK

[Gh0st Face Killah]

No problemo.

Slip me the payment in a plain brown envelope please. Ta.

[Stryker]

feckin thread hijackers the lot of ya!

[smilodon]

Ban 'em all, I say. I actually do have lots of friends (unlike poor Chimpy and Dingo) so I'll post some comments when we all go see it this weekend

[ChimpBoy]

Apologies Stryker - it was all Smiley and Dingos fault.  They obviously have serious deep-seated issues.   :roll:

Anyway, instead of Jackass it looks like I've been roped into seeing Salma Hayek flick about communist-loving bisexual artist "Frida".

I just need to know one thing first.....does she get her baps out in it ??!!

[smilodon]

Apologies Stryker - it was all Smiley and Dingos fault. They obviously have serious deep-seated issues.  :roll:

Stop groveling you whimp

Anyway, instead of Jackass it looks like I've been roped into seeing Salma Hayek flick about communist-loving bisexual artist "Frida".

I just need to know one thing first.....does she get her baps out in it ??!!

No she doesn't get them out ever. Your sadness really does know no bounds

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Errrmmm Correction, try Desperado where not only does she get them out but has a passionate naked  romp with Antonio Banderas. And if I may say what a fine pair they are. :shag1:

[smilodon]

Sorry I meant ever as in this film ever.

i lost my heart to Veronica Zemanova a long time ago, so Salma means nothing to me

[ChimpBoy]

Aha - she does.  I've just "stumbled" upon some piccies of her in Frida from a "website of dubious moral content".

Excellent - the chick is impressed by my sensitive soul and I get to see Salma's lotties.  Truly a "win win" situation.

Apparently it's not only desperado, but also 1997s "Breaking Up" and the strangely titled "Velocity of Gary" that have seen her baps in action also.  Still can't beat Tarantino brinking beer off her in Dusk till dawn though.  Cinematic genius.  

Sorry about that Stryker - seem to have hijacked the forum again with my Salma rumblings.  A worthy cause, but hijacked nonethless   :oops:

[OldBloke]

... Still can't beat Tarantino brinking beer off her in Dusk till dawn though. Cinematic genius.

That has to be in my all-time top-ten 'Phwoarrrrr! moments (fully-clothed category)  :antlers:

[sheepy]

shows my age i have no idea what u lot on about

[smilodon]

Sheepy,

Exit this frum now!

Turn off your PC now!

Go to a video shop now!

Rent or buy From Dusk Till Dawn by Quentin Tarantino.

Watch video.


All will become clear