An Ode to Baldric

Anonymous · March 07, 2003, 10:40:38 PM

..I came up with this tonight when playing on Baldric. Oldie (who was last T left) had gone AFK and had left his avatar facing into a corner!!!

Hope you like it...

I've often said,
When I am dead,
That the viewpoint on Baldric is boring.
And I'd sooner be out,
With an ugly old trout,
Laughing and singing and whoring.

So if you go AFK,
There's only one way,
To keep all us dead peeps from griping.
Kill the radio sound,
Turn your player around,
And leave us to watch Stryker sniping!

My moral is plain,
I won't tell you again,
If I have to I'll bloody well choke.
Looking into the corner,
Like Little Jack Horner,
Is something I'll leave to OldBloke!

eye thenk ewe!

DonkeyCheeseGrater · March 07, 2003, 11:28:22 PM

LOL so talented... can i have your autograph?

Thats it just there on the bottom of your checkbook. Ta.

JonnyAppleSeed · March 08, 2003, 12:18:41 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Squonk · March 08, 2003, 12:48:18 AM

He's wasted just Wasted What.......... a talent :-)

Anonymous · March 08, 2003, 01:11:41 AM

QuoteHe's wasted just Wasted What.......... a talent :-)

Yup! Every round I played tonite I got wasted

Squonk · March 08, 2003, 10:11:56 AM

:lol:

OldBloke · March 08, 2003, 10:21:07 AM

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Gh0st Face Killah · March 08, 2003, 05:39:06 PM

QuoteHe's wasted just Wasted

You have been told about playing in that condition before!!

Stryker · March 09, 2003, 01:09:22 PM

amazing, you've painted a big bulls eye on your back all in one short ode :-)

Anonymous · March 09, 2003, 02:24:06 PM

LOL