Last night's racing

[Doorman]

It's a WAG's car.

That only REAL men can drive quickly. :lmfao:

[Doorman]

Am I alone in thinking that the UFR and XFR are not really suited to Fern Bay? Nice track, terrific cars, but oh those goddam kerbs!

[OldBloke]

Am I alone in thinking that the UFR and XFR are not really suited to Fern Bay? Nice track, terrific cars, but oh those goddam kerbs!

I'm enjoying the challenge :2cents:

[Doorman]

I'm enjoying the challenge :2cents:

So THAT'S what *&£"&%£#@! means? Now I understand.

[vobler]

Am I alone in thinking that the UFR and XFR are not really suited to Fern Bay? Nice track, terrific cars, but oh those goddam kerbs!

I agree, its too difficult for us earthlings. :sad:

I tend to go a few laps with one car, completely destroy it, go out in the other car next race and do the same thing there. :ranting2:

I guess I will never speak out again... :angry:

edit:
What do we do with the FZ5 skins? (hint)

[Jamin]

but oh those goddam kerbs!

Heh, don't drive over them :lmfao: or come off the throttle and just bounce over, the outside wheel is still on the ground and steering into the corner, under power that pulls you over onto the roof.

I think they're fun

[Sn00ks]

:withstupid: First couple of times I just seemed to be flipping everywhere. But once in a while I get the right combination of line and power and it flows. It's a bit like South City where unless you are accurate you get pants laps, but at least at South City you don't flip.
Oh and maybe it is worth running a softer suspension setup so it's more forgiving.

[Doorman]

Heh, don't drive over them :lmfao: or come off the throttle and just bounce over, the outside wheel is still on the ground and steering into the corner, under power that pulls you over onto the roof.
 
I think they're fun

Right you, RACs all next week! Smartarse.

[Doorman]

Another cracking night of racing. Oldie and I had a finish in one race that was worth at least  500 gold, a leather handbag and 3cwt of dragon food. Priceless! :clap:

[Anonymous]

Another cracking night of racing. Oldie and I had a finish in one race that was worth at least  500 gold, a leather handbag and 3cwt of dragon food. Priceless! :clap:

I really MUST get my act together and come show you lot of namby pambys how to spin off a track properly

[OldBloke]

Another cracking night of racing. Oldie and I had a finish in one race that was worth at least  500 gold, a leather handbag and 3cwt of dragon food. Priceless! :clap:

Cracking race, Grommit. :thumb:

I really MUST get my act together and come show you lot of namby pambys how to spin off a track properly

Please do. Although prepare to be patronised by experts :winkiss:

[BigFatCat]

Warm him up the FZ50, with roadholding like a recalcitrant cow wearing greasy eelskin slippers.

[Doorman]

Warm him up the FZ50, with roadholding like a recalcitrant cow wearing greasy eelskin slippers.

You talk purdier than a $20 whore.

[OldBloke]

Cracking racing last night but for all the latecomers who missed Doorman's joke, here's the punchline .....













:tumbleweed:

[Jamin]

*chuckles again*

I love Doormans jokes....no seriously, it's the delivery that cracks me up :roflmao: