Last night's racing

[Doorman]

At the start of racing last night chaos reigned! Someone, who is nameless, (BEN), modified the track we were on while we weren't looking. So if CS:S players were disconnected for a while it was because the Meathook and indeed the whole of the internet in the northern hemisphere was closed down while we tried to discover if we'd been hacked!
Personally, I thought is was Scawen Roberts having some fun with the master server but I was tittered down.
Eventually the perpetrator (BEN)owned up and normal services were resumed although (BEN) was referred to as TWAT for the rest of the evening. Sorry for any inconvenience.

[OldBloke]

C'mon, Ron. Name names. We can't have pointed fingers going to waste.

PS

Was it BEN?

[Doorman]

What do you think I am, a grass? :eyebrow:
 
T'was funny though. :roflmao:

[Jamin]

ROFL, I joined ventrillo first and immediately I heard the confused attempts to understand why there were marshalls and tyres on all the corner cutting points  at this point I gave instruction on ventrillo on how to fix it. :tumbleweed:

Another rum and coke later and the server was up again, everyone joined and began to look for rogue tyres and marshalls...."nothing found so far" came the messages.... WAIT.... fatcat found some tyres :lmfao: despite me posting messages and verbally giving instructions on ventrillo on how to fix it, I was ignored..... what does Ben know, dMr are being haxored :norty:

I was going to own up at this point but felt the urge of n0rty again when I saw Doorman parked at the side of the track, I placed a track marshall in front of his car... OMG!!!! said Doorman, "a marshall just appeared in front of me"  on instruction from Oldie he drove slowly into the marshall and got spectated :roflmao:
I quickly removed the marshall but he had been seen by other players, confusion abounded, "I'm off to the LFS forums to see if there's anything posted about this" announced Doorman....uh oh I thought, I better own up now before Ron makes a post but Oldie gave me another opportunity by announcing "I've placed two cones here, everyone come and check to see if something happens"

Everyone except myself went to look at the cones, some discussion took place about how only Doorman and Oldie could change the tracks on the server.... I put an arrow on the floor in front of the cones...OMG!!!, THERES AN ARROW, I SAW IT came the collective cry :roflmao:  I deleted the arrow and placed a hay bale in front of the gathered dMrs... OMG!!! HAX0R... WE BEING HAXED...

Suddenly Oldie had a moment of suspicion "hang on" he said, "if I haven't done it, Doorman hasn't done it, it must be one of you lot"
one by one the names were said, Deetz?... "no", Fatcat?.. "no" Ben?... "ROFLHAHAHAHA"

I love you guys :devil:

here's the replay, check my messages, I gave you LOTS of clues :narnar:

http://www.subsync.plus.com/lfs/FE3R_qual_15M_6R_3Q.mpr

[BigFatCat]

Easy solution:

Ban 999:ranting2:

[Doorman]

Easy solution:
 
Ban 999:ranting2:

You're trouble is that you're a bleedin' heart liberal. Hang 'im I say!

[Sn00ks]

Oh how I sniggered, watching the replay I could almost hear the consternation! :roflmao: :lmfao:

[Liberator]

If only there was a ventrillo recording to go with it.

But come on Ron, Ben parks up behind you just before the marshal appears, bit of a givaway there. Check your mirrors.

[Doorman]

This evening marked the end of a 'weekus horribilis' for dMr. Loads of being dropped by the server, to the point where there was no more hair left to be pulled out! Not to mention cars that once in the kitty litter were impossible to extract. This made for some fairly desultory racing. Anyway that's over now and the next track is Westhill with FXOs, RB4s and XTTs. Let's hope that next week will be a little more fun.
 
 
Oldie, although you didn't spit your dummy, I felt your shoulders slump and it fell out of your dejected mouth. I picked it up, washed it off and have it in my office.

[OldBloke]

Oldie, although you didn't spit your dummy, I felt your shoulders slump and it fell out of your dejected mouth. I picked it up, washed it off and have it in my office.

That's very thoughtful of you, old chum. I have, however, recently taken delivery of the new Yamakawahonduki Pacifier 3000 with inbuilt satellite tracking and real-time saliva monitoring (by analysing the chemical changes it knows in advance when it's about to be spat and automatically starts the 'come rescue me' siren and beacon). Remarkably, it also comes with a add-on which attaches to the base of my monitor which, on a signal from the Pacifier, tilts the monitor upwards allowing the speeding dummy to rebound safely away preventing those nasty eye injuries. I have, however, had to remove the light bulb from the ceiling light fixture as it is too expensive to keep replacing it and the blood stains on the carpet (I drive in socks) were becoming unsightly and causing OldBird to lecture.

[Doorman]

Are you on the Bremner, Bird and Fortune script writing team? Marvelous post. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Doorman]

Wonder of wonders! No dropped connections, OldBloke stayed on the island and apart from almost sending L56 to sleep, some good racing.

[BigFatCat]

Hello from the land of the Ricer! (Konichi wa, Ben-san)
 
Hmm, now I wonder if the wife will remember that she offered to buy me a G25 the other day.

[Doorman]

Hello from the land of the Ricer! (Konichi wa, Ben-san)
 
Hmm, now I wonder if the wife will remember that she offered to buy me a G25 the other day.

Give us her email, WE'LL remind her....Every day! :devil:
 
I thought you said 'a few days'. Missing you.

[Doorman]

Who was on a server with Scawen and Victor tonight then? Me, that's who! I lost count after 32 drivers. Wonder of wonders the racing was clean as a whistle. Anything to do with who's on do you think?