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[Zok]

think the ban is on hand guns and automatics
but not in the army (not until health and safety get involved)

[Dingo]

I shoot shotgun at Bisley, tis a shame my shotgun skills in RL dont mirror mine in CS! Anyway, my point still stands, no-one lives anywhere near me?

Liv in the bleedin Stockbroker Belt an ain't got a car??..........your'e havin a bleedin larf int ya!!

Won't Papa let you have use of the Roller with the Chauffer for a few days??  :roll:  :lol:

[Dingo]

think the ban is on hand guns and automatics
but not in the army (not until health and safety get involved)

LOL.........can you imagine the Risk Assessment, Work Instructions and Method statement for that one?!!  :lol:

Britain formally declines Moldova's invitation to a War as the HSE has closed down the British Army for failing to provide sufficient safety measures to protect the lives of it's employees!!  :roll:  :lol:

[A Twig]

If you must know my Dad has a volvo estate, and I am at present saving up for me 1st car, a Mini Cooper! Not quite the Roller eh???
Oh and the only chauffer in my family is me mother, and she is planning on retiring soon!  :2gunfire:

[Doorman]

Don't rise to his baiting, he's only trying to wind you up and by the looks of it. he's succeeded

[Dingo]

Don't rise to his baiting, he's only trying to wind you up and by the looks of it. he's succeeded

.............Oohhhh, that's so harsh D......


So, for those of you out there that like these kind of things;

Today's puzzle is
Go from ATwig to APlank in not more than 10 moves replacing one letter at a time!!   :lol:  :lol:

[A Twig]

:rofl:

[Dingo]

There you go Twiggy........life ain't so serious after all!!   :lol:  :lol:






............but then again you are young and idealistic and I feel it is my duty as the servant of Satan to remind you that your parents could be worth a fortune to you in the right set of circumstances!!   :twisted:  :twisted:

[Anonymous]

This was my rifle....http://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/pw/pw_sr.htm

I was in the RAF. I used this:

http://www.cdi.org/issues/nukef&f/database...ukes.html#we177

these (the TV version was the best video game ever!):

http://www.skomer.u-net.com/projects/martel.htm

this:

http://www.vectorsite.net/twbomb8.html#m7

and this:

http://www.the-launch-pad.com/missile_side...winderaim9l.htm

[TeaLeaf]

8O  gulp 8O

[Doorman]

I was also in the RAF and I used one of these
http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventio...ns/story055.htm

Be afraid, be very afraid. :twisted:

[JB]

Oh you sooo made that up doorman, if you were in the RAF you more likely used one of these

[OldBloke]

Hey BB.

What was all that dangerous looking kit attached to?

[A Twig]

LOL at JB. Yeah sorry Dingo, tis just that social stereotypes are one of the few things that really piss me off. Well, when I was in the Cadets we used:
http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galle...s/1600/1668.htm
Possibly the worst rifle ever created. the SA80 was bad enough, but a single shot version??? What were they thinking? Piece of piss to clean though, could do it in 5 mins with me eyes closed.
But after 2 years I qualified to use this:
http://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/pw/pw_lsw.htm
Unfortunately, I left before I qualified to use this:
http://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/pw/pw_mg.htm
And now I shoot this:
http://www.beretta.com/Media/Guns&Ammo/S68...retta_S686.html
With an extended 30" barrel, and an uprated breech mechanism.  
A better picutre of it is availiable here:
http://www.holstadvapen.no/beretta.htm#_Be...etta_686_Silver

[smite]

Possibly the worst rifle ever created. the SA80 was bad enough, but a single shot version??? What were they thinking? Piece of piss to clean though, could do it in 5 mins with me eyes closed.

L98 dam shite rifle

Unfortunately, I left before I qualified to use this:
http://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/pw/pw_mg.htm

I didnt