Hello to old friends !

EAFish · July 29, 2002, 06:09:07 PM

Secret, Frenzy and Tutonic. How the hell are you all ?

Secret ? you still live in a mud hut in south Norfolk ?

Frenzy ? You got your asdl working properly yet ?

No point saying hi to Tutonic, his gf wont let him on the computer anyway

Nice to know you guys are still alive, bet you are not so pleased that I am

Hope to catch up with you all soon.

EAFish (formerly KTIT_EAFish if you are that dense you cant remember me )

OldBloke · July 29, 2002, 06:19:23 PM

LOL - Frenzy nearly fell off his chair when I showed him this post (he's playing CS at the mo).

He then muttered something like "Bloody hell. I thought he must be dead."

Tutonic · July 29, 2002, 07:14:14 PM

whoah!

aint seen you for aaaaaaages how's it going m8?

hope you'll come play on MH soon, and entertain us with your voice comm antics

FrEnZy · July 29, 2002, 07:26:34 PM

Bloody ell!

Hello Evil! I honestly thought u had died! Or at least been consumed whole by MechWarrior 3! :lol:

My Cable internet screams thnx mate me and oldie both play on it quite happily (OldBloke being my dad incase u don't remmber the few times he played 4 us!) Life more or less treating me well.

Come on tell us how u are, how life is treating you, the colour of your wallpaper :roll: , etc

EAFish · July 29, 2002, 09:16:04 PM

So what is MH that you want me to play on ? Suppose I shall have to hunt you down on irc to find out.

And how could I forget "Oldbloke" I still smile at the memory of those league games when we needed a stand-in and we got Mr Psycho Heavy Weapons Guy Oldbloke

LOL how to empty a chain gun in 5 seconds, but we always seemed to win

Hey miss you lot, suppose I am going to have to learn CounterStrike am I ?

I will annoy you some more soon.

EAFish

SecretSquirrel · July 30, 2002, 08:02:34 PM

Foooooooooooookkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

EA - hmmmmm...... let me think - he had a sex change years ago - and changed his name to Edna Appleby - sorry luv you must be an imposter.
But if you speak to Smitey nicely he'll let you borrow his dated floral pink gown number.

How you doing EA been a loooooonnngggg time.

BTw i was in Cromer last wednesday with the missus and kid - i didnt see no axe wielding viking walking about carrying a fish - you still doing the re-inactments thing ?

Most of the Ktit ppls have kept contact and have reformed under RTCW with Sadist in command backed up by Tutill. 8O

You want to give CS a go especially on MH - good bunch of guys(actually met most of them and some are older than 13) except :-

Smitey - he's a cheap tart
Oldie - he's a bitch
Fatbob - he's a thin git
Dogmeat - he's a bast*d (just joking DM :-) )
Tutonic - he's ..well tutonic - but you know that
Stryker - he's a back stabbing T'ker - but without the knife
Johnny Appleseed - he drives Toyotas
Radman - he's an absolute Wanke*
Sheepy - he's pissed

Anyone i've missed ?

Keep in touch EA.
Check out irc #deadmen

EAFish · July 30, 2002, 10:09:55 PM

Luv you to Secret !

Hey its great to see you still write crap on forums, how on earth have you managed to stay in dmw ? They must have got fed up with you by now

Yup m8, still do the reinactment stuff, had a bit of back trouble so not as much raping and pillaging as usual this year

I been in irc, also seen Zero-cool and noticed sadist was still alive. I got to dl or get CS from a dvd at the weekend as my version is so old. But will come along and annoy you some more soon. Now am I correct in thinking that TK is allowed ?

EAFish

sheepy · July 31, 2002, 11:19:35 AM

QuoteLuv you to Secret !

Hey its great to see you still write crap on forums, how on earth have you managed to stay in dmw ? They must have got fed up with you by now

ur totaly right, were all sick 2 the tits with that ol' w4nka

SecretSquirrel · July 31, 2002, 11:29:13 AM

Hehehe...yes they were desperate - hot coffee & sandwedges during intermission - i was the only man for the job.

Remember the curtain saga ?? - Finally bought some oooohhhh they do look splendid i might even hang them up one day.

Btw - did i tell you i had your kid - SecretFish is his name - a fine looking bonny furry nut eating fish thingy for which i'm taking you to the CSA.You try finding cheap clothes that'll fit a half squirrel/fish mutant.

While you were away i dropped you for a new bitch - Smitey is her name. A real mean looking B*stard but looks gorgeous in floral patterned fuschia pink(matches the curtains) Also has a little willy(his missus tells me) despite over abuse of my dick extension machine.

Fancy a menage twat ??

Tking - yes thats allowed so long as you change your name to Stryker - then you have absolute freedom to chose any victim on MH & its become an honour to be Tked by him

Tutonic · July 31, 2002, 12:38:26 PM

QuoteBTw i was in Cromer last wednesday with the missus and kid - i didnt see no axe wielding viking walking about carrying a fish - you still doing the re-inactments thing ?

LMAO! :lol:

I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed these surreal conversations, bring on the voice comms!

smite · July 31, 2002, 12:39:13 PM

You bitch I thought i was your first real love..
Now i find out u have been lying to me, well thats it i cant take any more of your lies im outta here....... you cheating,slagg,Lying Bitch!!

And u can take your present back i cant even look at that dress anymore it just reminds me of what a lying bastard u r...

And the penis extender was too small i couldnt even get my dick in it (my bellend is twice as long as it used to be though), so u can have that back aswell..
Cheating lyi..ng b..ast...ard (between crying)
And i havnt heard from u in over 2 months wats that all about ...ehhh ehhh comeon tell me..
just use me and abuse me eh i know your game ur going back to that other bitch arnt ya eh well EAFish u can have him he aint worth it..

Come back to me squizzer baby im sorry it was just a moment of madness it wont happen again Please go on.. i will take the dress back

HEEHEEHEE

Tutonic · July 31, 2002, 12:53:04 PM

LSD?

sheepy · July 31, 2002, 01:44:22 PM

i hope so

DonkeyCheeseGrater · July 31, 2002, 03:13:30 PM

Im calling a Doctor.

SecretSquirrel · July 31, 2002, 05:18:38 PM

Ohhh Smitee Smitee Smitee..

Your just going to have to get over this jealous nature of yours. I know its difficult to come to terms with the fact that i've got mutant offspring from another relationship.
We've all got some secrets locked away from our past - i was devastated when i saw your card in the telephone booth at KingsCross advertising as Tantilising Tina with a Toyota to Titilate.

I propose a menage a trois...i just cant think of a fourth person who might be interested though.