Bad movies but a great laugh

[DuVeL]

Me and Delan just had a chat about posting this thread.
If anyone knows a bad movie, so bad it's funny, post them here. Add a short "What'sItAbout" (WIA)...
 
After this weekend for me;
 
Recon 2022- The Mezzo incident
WIA;
Bad graphics, bad storyline, aliens look really bad, bad jokes, some nice girls and soft porn make it laughable...
Suggestion; Drink alcoholic beverages before watching.
 
Zombie Strippers
WIA;
Strippers that become Zombies. Bad storyline, zombies look real. Pluspoints; Strippers...and even one that starts shooting pingpongballs and later poolballs from her "you know what".
Suggestion; Don't watch it with the misses unless she likes zombies and or strippers...

[delanvital]

Future War

"A race of evil cyborgs kidnap humans from Earth's future to use as slaves, and take dinosaurs from the past to use as trackers. One of their slaves, the Runaway, escapes and makes his way to present-day Los Angeles. There he must fend off the cyborgs and their trackers, the police, and the government, befriended by a prostitute-turned-nun who runs a halfway house."

Dinosaurs are obvious tiny props from a toyshop and a good laugh. The "Dadaaaaa!" thrill music begins to sound ironic. I think this is out in an MST3K version.

Edit: Entire movie here

Outlaw of Gor

"Better known as "Outlaw" to those of you who watch the TV show "Mystery Science Theater 3000". It's about a beefy blonde and his oily friend Watney. They are teleported by a rose quartz because The Elder (he has no name, Just "The Elder") thinks that Xeno, the Priest by a clearly drunk Jack Palance, has eyes for the throne. Of course, Cabot cares nothing for such intrigue just for the Princess he had "ooh-la-la" with from the previous film "Gor". The Elder is off, though. It's the Queen who wants the throne for her own. Naturally, Watney is seduced by the Queen to implicate Cabot murdering the King, and Cabot and his platinum blonde midget friend escape off into the desert, where they free a slave girl and are just as quickly captured by a bounty hunter. The Princess is forced, meanwhile, by the Queen to fight The Leather Women"

His name is said so many times in the movie that it makes you wanna go "oh why??". This is also out in an MST3K version.

Edit: entire movie in 10 pieces here

Edit2: I believe MST3K is not illegal to distribute - the movies on which the shows are based are public domain and the shows are widely spread. There is even a project to collect them all digitally.

Edit3: I tend to skip the MST3K sessions that function as pauses in the movie. Sometimes they are okay though.

[Lee]

Batman and Robin

So many bad moments to be honest, a must see for a good laugh, especially the ice puns - example. :doh:

[R@ng3R]

2001 maniacs b movie horror with robert englund of freddie fame,with a bit of soft pron thown inhttp://www.myspace.com/2001maniacs

[OldBloke]

I stand by my earlier recommendation to Blunt.

It scores 1.7/10 on IMDB and is bloody hilarious. The only recognisable actor in it is Cameron Mitchell who played Buck Cannon in the TV series 'High Chaparral'. In this film he spends most of his time locked in a cell, mumbling.

[DarkAngel]

How awful was Starship Troopers 2!!! Although the 3rd one was ok....

[Salvatore Buttafacio]

I stand by my earlier recommendation to Blunt.

It scores 1.7/10 on IMDB and is bloody hilarious. The only recognisable actor in it is Cameron Mitchell who played Buck Cannon in the TV series 'High Chaparral'. In this film he spends most of his time locked in a cell, mumbling.

i own that film thanks to blunt!

 what a brilliant present I watch it every weekend

[Blunt]

I stand by my earlier recommendation to Blunt.

It scores 1.7/10 on IMDB and is bloody hilarious. The only recognisable actor in it is Cameron Mitchell who played Buck Cannon in the TV series 'High Chaparral'. In this film he spends most of his time locked in a cell, mumbling.

I recommend Oldies recommendation:D

[DuVeL]

I just saw the end of this movie and it looks bad aswell; Slither.
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439815/

[Browne]

i own that film thanks to blunt!
 
what a brilliant present I watch it every weekend

While having a beer, smoking a fag and killing 9 out of 10 on Meathook, listening to Rick Astley on yer uncle Blunt's 1956 model Hi-Fi and probably suckin on a gobstopper at the same time

[Dr Sadako]

How awful was Starship Troopers 2!!! Although the 3rd one was ok....

No the third was even worse ...

[Zootoxin]

The People under the stairs.

My Summary -

This film is so funny and so badly acted there are tons of mistakes and silences the bad guy dresses up in a gimp suit and chases fool (the ghetto kid with attitude) around the house blasting holes in the walls only to run back down the same corridor 2 seconds later with all the walls intact.

Imdb Summary -
A thirteen year old boy nicknamed Fool (Brandon Adams) lives in the ghetto and has found out his family is going to get evicted from their run down apartment. On top of that he learns his Mother is dying of cancer. Fool is persuaded by family friend, Leroy(Ving Rhames) to sneak into the landlords' home to steal a prized coin collection rumored to be in their home. Desperate to help save his Mother's life and the family from being thrown into the streets, Fool goes with Leroy and Leroy's friend, Spenser(Jeremy Roberts) to the house. They use all sorts of disguises to get in, but it doesn't work. Once they force their way into the house, they realize they got a lot more than they were looking for. After Spenser and Leroy are tragically killed, Fool tries to escape. Running for his life, he bumps into the landlords' daughter, Alice, a young abused girl full of nothing but scars and fear. Fool feels sympathy towards Alice and persuades her to escape with him. Fool then finds out that the evil and sadistic landlords(Wendy Robie and Everett McGill) are not a married couple but brother and sister who kidnap young boys and keep them locked up in the cellar. Fool will stop at nothing to save them and in the end Fool becomes the movie's hero.

The Killa clowns from Outta space :

My Summary - Used to love this when I was a kid its like a teen movie gone wrong the clowns costumes are terrible and wrapping the humans in candy floss! Class.

Black Eagle :

John van Damme at his corniest best some of the puns in this one are brutal and there are lots of high kicks and awful acting I think big john covers about 10 different possible places of origin

Enjoy!

[delanvital]

Ninja Terminator (and the golden ninja warrior)

crap plot, bad syncro of dialogue and effects, bad acting, crap fighting, an asian with a blond wig more suitable for a prostitute. It rocks bigtime!

At 22m 30s the tough guy presents a switch-blade sai :lmfao:

Oh.. at 29m it has an awful, awful "car chase" which is just cars driving behind each other, doing slalom driving... sheeesh...

[delanvital]

No the third was even worse ...

there can be only one!

[DuVeL]

Last night I saw another really bad one;
Air strike
 
Bad acting, bad Apache's (sometimes old TV-footage but sometimes computermodels or worse).
 
In the end, 1 guy takes out about 15 people,, First; he throws in a pack of nades, then uses 2 AK's. His opponents are really bad shots or seem to be missing a triggerfinger as they hardly shoot...
 
After that he runs into the bushes and when he finally runs out of bullets in the AK's he uses a large knife while men storm him (around 10).
It seemed that these poor fellas also are missing a triggerfinger as he just walks upto them and knifes them while these guys have AK's...
 
Last scene was so like Top Gun but instead of planes, heli's.
And idiots shouting; U S A, U S A....
 
After request of Delan; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339983/