Oldie - Why must you stifle Broadband developement in .....

Gandalf · August 28, 2002, 12:39:52 PM

QuoteHey country bumpkins! why not go wireless like smite?

oh yeah, that's great! But wireless coverage is even worse than adsl! Were lucky to have running water down here!

Tutonic · August 28, 2002, 12:50:48 PM

BT = Shit

I'll never have ADSL where I am, and ISDN is a complete rip off

Luckily I'm moving house in the near future, into a cabled area, yay

SecretSquirrel · August 28, 2002, 01:18:28 PM

If dMw members are a typical cross section of Society(i know thats a big if) then a significant size of the UK population are discontent with their internet connection and are demanding ADSL otherwise there will be a revolution about to happen. This will lead to loads of death & carnage with BT Employees being strung up from lamposts or even forced labour in carrot fields in Downham, to become The Killing Fields of Europe. :cry:

DO YOU WANT THIS BLOODSHED ON YOUR HANDS OLDIE

??

The population will hold you solely responsible and you'll be stripped of your Golden Gun Award.

(Just a little encouragement :lol: )

Stryker · August 28, 2002, 01:59:12 PM

I'm gonna give oldie the nickname "T.P" as everyone seems to be wiping their arses on him.... poor old oldie... u runts should be ashamed of youselves, oldie fought in the war u know!

show some respect.

DogMeat · August 28, 2002, 02:02:32 PM

Tip for Oldie:

Give SS an electical flex with a plug on one end and a network connector on the other and tell him it's the new NorWeb cable connection.

I'd give it about 5 minutes before your problem is solved...

OldBloke · August 28, 2002, 02:05:07 PM

SecretSquirrel · August 28, 2002, 05:04:35 PM

Hey - all i'm trying to do is improve BT customer satisfaction (by one)....oh - and prevent a peasant uprising:)

SecretSquirrel · August 30, 2002, 01:33:11 PM

Has Oldie come up with the goods

See here
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/22/26860.html

Stryker · August 30, 2002, 01:45:21 PM

Just looked....

"BT Wholesale is to embark next month on a series of trials to test if it can bring ADSL to areas where demand is believed to be too low to justify the high cost of converting an exchange to broadband."

Nice one oldie, we always knew you had plenty of weight to throw around.... of maybe your boss just wanted to get the smell of wee and biscuits out of his office LOOOOL

:-)

smite · August 30, 2002, 03:03:23 PM

ROFL
Dats nastty :lol:

Tox's dad · August 30, 2002, 07:53:30 PM

they just ticked me off for over-use....when i signed up it was unlimited use, then 16 hrs, then 12 hrs and the fcukers put the price up......as 4 broadband...pffft! ........"somerset? is that in england sir?"

grrrrrrr :evil:

SecretSquirrel · August 31, 2002, 10:00:07 AM

Quote maybe your boss just wanted to get the smell of wee and biscuits out of his office LOOOOL

:-)

LOL Stryker i think that now makes you a bigger beetch than Smite.....now thats going some :lol:

SecretSquirrel · August 31, 2002, 10:03:27 AM

the other thing i hadn't realized until recently is once reg levels are achieved for an exchange BT won't convert until the reg are converted into orders within a 6 wk window..........it just aint never going to happen :cry:

BTW Downham Market Regns have now soared upto the dizzy heights of 25...only 425 to go

smite · August 31, 2002, 10:24:05 AM

[size=18]FKIN BT suck

Aga · August 31, 2002, 07:37:04 PM

Secret - I won't ask how big your bag of carrotts were or who you did shag but it looks like it worked. Downham Market is going to be 1 of the trial sites but is limited to only 16 peeps for the trial.

If I were you I would shag oldie a few more times to make sure you're on the trial list.

Oldie - Why must you stifle Broadband developement in .....

Tox's dad