Oldie - Why must you stifle Broadband developement in .....

[SecretSquirrel]

.....Downham Market

The reg levels have just been set......to 450 ppl :cry:  if it had been 450 carrots we could do it but theres not 450ppl with Electricity :roll:

Current Registrations stand at 22 (20 of them are me  :twisted: ).

Am i to be forever left using Isdn(even if it is with that 128kb dialup)

I feel so forlorn  

Ohhhhhhh what must i do who must i shag  :cry:

Oldie  - if you have a word with your MD (i'm sure he listens to you) about lowering the reg level to  say...3 - not only will you get to keep the Lan Golden Gun Award but you'll get your name engraved on it too

[Stryker]

Serves you right for living in "shits water, nowhere ville" :-)

[SecretSquirrel]

F**k Me Stryker that was quick - i went for a Piss and you've already been at it

BTW its not KnowhereVille....its Carrot County.Sheesh you dont even know your Geography

[Stryker]

wot? it only took you 3 mins to get to the village shitter, take a piss then get back to ur pc?

nice going :-)

[SecretSquirrel]

Aye ..we got one of them new fangled indoor toilets

[DogMeat]

Note for the civilised:  He's referring to what the rest of us call a floor.
 :twisted:

[sheepy]

SS u r VERY lucky, id love to have a 128k dialup.

BT wont even put in isdn, adsl or andthink in mine and tuts areas.

they dont even think that tut's village exists apparently,
and mine, we have to reach about the same 450 mark with only about 3 signups [all me]

[Gandalf]

hah! you're lucky you've got trigger levels! Where I work we just get the BT response of 'Exchange not viable, F**k Off!'

Stryker summed it up perfectly to me. 'You must be connected by a soggy piece of string!'

[OldBloke]

Why don't you form a 'sign-up' collective?

You get 500 people to express in interest in *all* areas.

[SecretSquirrel]

Why don't you form a 'sign-up' collective?

Is that it Oldie...is that the best you can come up with :cry:

Heres me....a broken hearted BT user virtually throwing myself at your feet(theres no virtual about it) begging you to throw your enormous weight about(that was a cheap Smitee type slag) and your response was a cut & paste out of "The BT PA Magazine"


Ohhhhhhhhhh whoaaaaaaaaa issssssss meeeeeeee :cry:

No wonder dMw haven't won the CS world cup or any other title come to think about it, when certain members dont back up their fellow clan peeps to pull together as a true team player. :roll:  and GET ME ADSL


BTW  Sheepy......tough Sh*t  :lol:

[Anonymous]

Have a look at http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/26781.html

of course it may be marketing c**p :lol:

[TeaLeaf]

Serves you right for living in "shits water, nowhere ville" :-)

I live there also.  A small, non-descript village of population slightly over 400,000.  Yes, Milton Keynes, No, I have no bananas and No, I have no broadband.  Yes, my next-door neighbour is within 5.5km of the exchange and has broadband, No, I can't have broadband because I am 7.88km from the exchange.  No, I don't understand it, Yes, I'm going to kick 'n' degrees of unholy shit out of the Level 2 Broadband Manager when I catch up with him.

TL>  :x

[Aga]

Wow, you are sooooo lucky Tealeaf. Your neighbour being 5.5km from the exchange and you 7.88. It must be Southfork Ranch you be living at.

I'd give up my super fast ADSL and my right arm for a place like that.


You lucky, lucky b@stard.
 :biggrin:

[DonkeyCheeseGrater]

Actually its Milton Keynes amenity tip. Tea Leaf lives in the fourth cardboard box from the left.

[Stryker]

Hey country bumpkins!  why not go wireless like smite?