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OldBloke

January 28, 2014, 10:42:39 AM
David was at school when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out: Plumber, Fireman, Salesman, etc. But David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so teacher asked him about his father.

'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'

The teacher quickly set the children some work and took Daniels best friend Bruce aside to ask him if that was really true. 'No,' said Bruce 'he plays cricket for England , but he was just too embarrassed to say'.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

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January 28, 2014, 01:23:05 PM
Roflmao


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January 28, 2014, 01:27:50 PM
hahahahahahah
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January 28, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
Pffffft :roflmao:

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January 28, 2014, 05:19:55 PM
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January 28, 2014, 06:06:29 PM
Nice one Oldie :roflmao:

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