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Funny and true

Started by OldBloke, July 31, 2014, 08:45:54 AM

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OldBloke

A man approaches a young good looking woman in a shop. he says" I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

The woman says "Sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?"

"Not a clue" he says" But whenever I talk to a beautiful woman with boobs like yours she appears out of nowhere!"
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

Gortex

not sure this deserves any reply to it... oh dam :blink:
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." "Never explain anything."