Whamageddon 2020!!!

Started by BrotherTobious, November 29, 2020, 08:10:22 PM

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Benny

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Master of maybe

smilodon

smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

Benny

Today I laugh in the face of danger, I sail close the wind, I trust my farts, I drink tea knowing I have long meetings. I listen to Christmas on Classic FM (yes I'm old). You shall not take me! I will live this life on the edge of danger!
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BrotherTobious

For he will be know as the Benny AntiWhammer from now on!!!  you fallen brothers will drink to you in the hallow halls of Whamhalla
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

Benny

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Faint heart never won fair maiden, risk it my brothers!
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DiseasedBunny

Dammit! Knew Xmas shopping was risky...another one out here

OldBloke

and ..... I'm out :sad: The Mrs put the radio on and  BOOM! there it was :angry:

Teach me to feel smug about this year's event.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

BrotherTobious

2 in one day our founder and our other founder, we had a 5 day streak!!  Drink your fill brothers
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

sulky_uk

So at 1157 this morning  in smyths toy store i fell.....I had just said to the Mrs after hearing Jackson  5 Xmas song that I'm getting whammed  in here and I did


I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I\'ve got most of it left.

BrotherTobious

Bad luck mate, I was in tesco and then my gf car who has the radio tuned to Xmas songs.  And I still lived ont know how but I am the enjoying the risk as Benny has advised.
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

BrotherTobious

I am a lucky lucky man, My shield maiden has twice today turned off the radio when she has heard it and I was in the house.
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

Chaosphere

Alas, I needed a post lockdown haircut.

I walked in, spotted the santa hats and tinsel, and knew I danced with death.

By the time the first lock hit the floor, I had been whammed.

A swift end. My honour decimated, along with my curls.

Whamhalla awaits.
All our Gods have abandoned us.

albert

10 minutes on the ferry and 3 doors into the cabin area and the ding bell part of the song echoes into my unprepared ears as faint as can be. Gone.
Cheers, Bert

JonnyAppleSeed

A high risk trip to grab the last few presents did not end well. A clean headshot from a speaker on the roof of a burger van :doh: I'm out
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion


RizZy

Rough day, so many good men lost.