Guess who was in my garden last night?

Anonymous · July 28, 2004, 08:50:17 AM

Go on! Guess!

Look here and here if you can't guess.

Go here for sound effects :devil:

OldBloke · July 28, 2004, 09:50:36 AM

Give us a clue.

Benny · July 28, 2004, 09:55:29 AM

Kill it, it's a witch. Kill it until it's dead.

Anonymous · July 28, 2004, 09:57:06 AM

Aw it was just a young one

Really not timid at all. Quite happily trotted past me and my daughter to reach the bread. Must have been within 3 feet of us. Very cheeky

Cadaver · July 28, 2004, 10:01:19 AM

You won't be saying that when the little bugger brings his mates back and rips up your lawn looking for worms

Anonymous · July 28, 2004, 10:02:35 AM

Nope, I shall then say:

"Kill it, it's a witch. Kill it until it's dead."

:devil:

but today he was cute

Dr Sadako · July 28, 2004, 12:55:25 PM

Actually badgers can be quite vicious and they can bite. If I were you I would be a bit more careful. If it gets irritated it doesn't fear to attack humans.

Zok · July 28, 2004, 12:57:35 PM

From cuddly critter to evil beast in just 6 posts

Benny · July 28, 2004, 01:06:46 PM

Get a Davey Crocket hat and see if you can lure it into performing in some 'specialist' videos.

Then kill it again.

BigFatCat · July 28, 2004, 02:50:12 PM

Good to see parenthood has made Benny realise the more mature and sensible aspects of life these days.

Anonymous · July 28, 2004, 05:26:09 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Sadako@Jul 28 2004, 12:55 PM
Actually badgers can be quite vicious and they can bite. If I were you I would be a bit more careful. If it gets irritated it doesn't fear to attack humans.

if you think badgers are bad just wait until you are a parent :ph34r:

Gh0st Face Killah · July 28, 2004, 05:30:51 PM

The scarey thing is that Benny is a parent.

We had badgers in the garden of a house I lived in in leics. Hours of viewing in the evenings.

Jamoe · July 28, 2004, 06:22:01 PM

if u get bored send em this way, plenty of milk and dog food for them....

as long as thhey stop the cats from pooping in my garden :angry:

Benny · July 28, 2004, 11:46:40 PM

What's wrong with you freakshows, evolution. The only way it can get better is if you kill it.

Maus · July 29, 2004, 12:36:13 AM

Badgers are cute until you get close enough to see their claws.