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Started by Stryker, November 26, 2002, 09:07:05 AM

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Stryker

A  fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a child next door in a  red wagon with little ladders hung off the  
side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and had  the wagon tied to a
dog and a cat.
 
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look,  "That sure is a nice fire
truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.
 
"Thanks," the girl said.  

The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed  the girl had tied the
wagon to the dog's collar and  to the cat's testicles.
 
"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't  want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if  you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I  
think you could go faster."
 
The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but  then I wouldn't have a
siren.
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

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