Bad Language

[Benny]

It's old, but hey ho..oh, and if you don't like swearing, look away.....now

One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a
c**t?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude.
 "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father.
"That might wake the c**t up."


*Edited by OldBloke - cos I can*

[OldBloke]

Son : “Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?”

Dad : “Well son, .. a vagina before sex is a truly beautiful thing. It is the most wonderful thing God ever created... It is more delicate than a freshly picked red rose.

Son : “Wow !!”

Dad : “Its aroma is more beautiful than the finest of perfumes... Its feel is that of the softest silk... Its taste is that of pure nectar.”

Son:” Wow !!!”

Dad: “Even the words of the greatest poets fail to do justice to its heavenly wonderment... A man would sacrifice his own soul for just a glimpse of its pure divinity.”

Son: “It sounds wonderful Dad, but what do they look like after sex?”

Dad : “Well Son ... Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating custard?”

[Gandalf]

Custard? u need to see a doctor  :lol:

[smilodon]

I feel somewhat queezy  :cry: