Kills biscuits

Stryker · December 12, 2002, 10:00:06 AM

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED for ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP Headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her brain in for over an
hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

JonnyAppleSeed · December 12, 2002, 10:03:09 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: tickled me that did

FrEnZy · December 12, 2002, 11:24:55 AM

Sounds like something my GF would do :?

sheepy · December 12, 2002, 12:24:57 PM

/me nods in agreement with frenzy. :roll:

smilodon · December 12, 2002, 12:35:41 PM

V.....funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

although my blonde GF would immediatly realise that it could not be her brains..... for she has none.

Dingo · December 12, 2002, 11:16:11 PM

Hey, less of the blonde jokes if you don't mind!!

Stryker · December 13, 2002, 09:11:09 AM

why? u a blonde of the fairer sex? :lol:

Doorman · December 13, 2002, 11:20:54 AM

He likes to think he's blonde.....

Benny · December 13, 2002, 11:23:09 AM

That ain't blonde, that ain't human :wink:

OldBloke · December 13, 2002, 12:04:33 PM

Definately got that 'Dingo' look about him tho :wink:

smilodon · December 13, 2002, 04:03:01 PM

That is quite possibly the most awful pick I have ever seen. Terry did you do something horrible to it in Paintshop or what?

Dingo · December 13, 2002, 06:05:48 PM

No Greg, but we know a man who does have Paintshop, don't we Ron!!

.......so tell me that bit again Greg, you know, the bit about suing heavily for misrepresentation of image, copyright theft, image rights and the like.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

ps Thanks OldBloke for your kind observation
pps......and Benny, I can't wait to see you in glorious colour....but remember to remove the wooly bobble hat first!! 8O

JB · December 13, 2002, 07:21:12 PM

*cough* Why look over there, it's benny !!

Hiya !!

Nice skirt. :oops:

TeaLeaf · December 13, 2002, 07:25:15 PM

rotflamo :lol:

TL.

Benny · December 13, 2002, 07:37:14 PM

:lol: I'm far sexier than that....maybe