Did Clarence get clearance?

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TeaLeaf

June 14, 2003, 12:24:41 PM
Who gave Clarence clearance to join the forums?

/airplane over under and dunn mode off

Welcome Clarence, just couldn't resist the opportunity for a cheap Airplane joke  :lol:

TL.  8)
TL.
Wisdom doesn\'t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  (Tom Wilson)
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

Dr Sadako

#1
June 14, 2003, 12:28:39 PM
What's our vector Victor. That's a roger Roger.
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

OldBloke

#2
June 14, 2003, 12:32:10 PM
"We need to get these people to a hospital urgently"

"Why? What is it?"

"It's a big building full of medical people ... but that's not important right now"

 8)
Next.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

Dr Sadako

#3
June 14, 2003, 12:35:20 PM
To continue on the "Airplane!" theme:

"We have a little problem. Could you come to the cockpit?"

"What's that?"

"It's the front of the plane where the pilots sits ... but that's not important right now"



"Cigarette?"

"Yes, I know."
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

Squonk

#4
June 14, 2003, 12:45:11 PM
“Surely you can’t be serious”

“I am serious …..and don’t call me Shirley”
Me,I\'m just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Squonk

#5
June 14, 2003, 12:47:43 PM
"This fog is getting thicker! "
 "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!"
Me,I\'m just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Squonk

#6
June 14, 2003, 12:48:58 PM
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight."
" By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Me,I\'m just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Squonk

#7
June 14, 2003, 12:50:37 PM
"You ever been in a cockpit before? "

"No sir, I've never been up in a plane before"


 "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

quick some one close this bloody thread :D
Me,I\'m just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Dr Sadako

#8
June 14, 2003, 12:57:40 PM
Quote"You ever been in a cockpit before? "

"No sir, I've never been up in a plane before"


 "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

quick some one close this bloody thread :D

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?  :lol:
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

Squonk

#9
June 14, 2003, 01:04:11 PM
"Can I ask you a question?"

"What is it? "

"It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now"

just moving on to airplane II  :bucktooth:
Me,I\'m just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Benny

#10
June 14, 2003, 01:33:22 PM
hmmmm

Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?

Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with
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Master of maybe

Gandalf

#11
June 14, 2003, 01:50:56 PM
"The tower! The tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"
*G*

Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

smite

#12
June 14, 2003, 05:30:00 PM
Quote"The tower! The tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"

Trust you to come up with that one :D

Dr Sadako

#13
June 14, 2003, 08:58:22 PM
Damn you guys! I went to the video store and bought Airplane on DVD. :D
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

smilodon

#14
June 14, 2003, 09:04:24 PM
QuoteJoey, you like movies about gladiators?

You couldn't get away with it today.
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.
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