Steaming Pile Of Shite

Started by Stryker, September 13, 2003, 10:36:00 AM

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Stryker

So you have to download steam installer from one of their register only crappy file sites???

Anyway, I've run the installer and nothing!!!! seems their servers really are steam powered cos the update just aint happening!

 :argue:  :rant:
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

OldBloke

Check the other posts for the link to the bigger install file (400Mb +).

The small installer freezes due to the load on the deployment servers.
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DarkAngel



DonkeyCheeseGrater

My steaming pile has obviously cooled down and stopped steaming as it wont even load now :rant:
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said \'Parking Fine.\'"

Dr Sadako

I have managed to download CS now. I had to restart Steam 4 times before all had been downloaded. Friends list works ... the only thing that doesn't work is that when I connect to a server (or create one) it freezes.

So far I am not all impressed with this. Steam should change name to Scream ...
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

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smilodon

I have an account...I say again..... I have an account.

After two days of poncing about I exist on the Steam database.

Of course I cannot actually connect to Steam or do anything with it, as the network seems to be for ever down.

But it's a start  :angry:
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

OldBloke

When you try to join a server for the firsr time it will take an absolute age to do it's thing. Let it finish.

However, it may just be locked up  :lol:
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

smilodon

It's failing to connect at all and gives an error message. No firewall issues so I guess it's down
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

DonkeyCheeseGrater

Wahoooooooooo  its finished downloading   :D
Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it works as long as i dont want to play a game of any sort.
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said \'Parking Fine.\'"

TeaLeaf

Ahah, I see you are now in the same position as me.  :angry:

TL. :cool:
TL.
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Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

Gandalf

as well as being the most unstable POS to grace the copper and electrons of the intarweb it also has spying technology (apparently)

Steam Spyware?
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TeaLeaf

G-man I think you may have been caught up in round 2 of that de-bunked story.   As far as I have read so far, there is no spyware in the software.  But I still hate it   :D

TL.
TL.
Wisdom doesn\'t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  (Tom Wilson)
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

smilodon

After careful consideration ....I'm not running it. Spyware or not, it's a complete disaster so far. I'm sticking to 1.5 and will buy CS:CZ.

If that allows me to play CS online great, and if not then I may well give up my CS altogether.

You can always rely on the greed of some company to bugger up the really good things in life.
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

smite

Im also getting very close to giving up.

I can actually play but the buggy crap im getting is ruining a game i once loved.

Blokes with shields running around flapping their arms, cant type when dead unless i reconnect, sometimes cant move forward (that was only one server so...), takes a loooonnng time to load.....there are about 3,4 more things but ive had enuff so im off to bed.

Also just got an email from steam.....

QuoteDear Steam user,

This is an automated message generated by Steam account administration.

Your Half-Life Platinum Pack CD-Key (the number printed on the CD case which you were asked to type in after installing the game) has been found to be invalid.

The CD-Key you entered is:

You will not be able to play Half-Life Platinum Pack unless you provide a valid CD-Key.

To provide a valid CD-Key, double-click on the name of the game in Steam's "Games" window and then follow the given instructions.

For further help or product support, please visit http://www.steampowered.com


Signed,

The Steam Support Team
To contact us, email support@steampowered.com

What utter bollox i bought this in the generations pack ages ago, why dont they go fk themselves with a huge iron rod with a star shaped wooden splinter.

Thankyou very mcuh for nothing steam.

smilodon

Well I'm downloading the cache files from freenet.de. So fat I'm runing at a respectable

50.6 kb/sec, so I should have it downloaded in a couple of hours.  

Everything might work out OK with Steam, once the world and his dog have downloaded the files and the servers have got themselves sorted out.

Then again I've been worried for while now that there's so many people playing CS all over the world, and no one is making any real money out of it. Valve have sold a fair few copies of Half-Life I guess, but apart from that nothing much. I really couldn't believe that we would all be left alone to enjoy our CS while the big corporations went off and lost millions on their MMORPG's and whatever. Sooner or later some idiot will come along and try to lighten our wallets everytime we fancy a game of CS. And in doing so completely destroy the whole thing

Maybe that time is now and maybe it isn't. But sooner or later it'll all go to sh*t  :(
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.