Piss-poor jokes only in here

[Tufty]

whats the fastest cake in the world?

scone

whats the second fastest cake in the world?

meringue



oh dear god someone put an end to this forum and stop encouraging me!  

[Tufty]

why do dogs lick their nads?

cos they know they'll be licking your face soon after

[OldBloke]

OK. I give up. Someone explain the meringue joke please  :oops:

[MAD_ness]

yeah the dog one I get .......but the meringue one ?? :oops:

[JonnyAppleSeed]

wow that works on so many levels .....lol.....i think .....no not sure now ......whats the middle bit again........emmm give up ........i dont get it..... :roll:

2 nuns in a bath one says to the other where's the soap?

the other says it does doesn't it  :santa2:

[Tufty]

scone sounds like gone

meringue, say it really fast it sounds like .... i dunno a car going past really quick


these jokes are bad enough when you tell them to someone but i guess they're even worse when typed out  :?

[Tufty]

but at least ive now made 'chocolate balloon' status with my crappy jokes

[Tufty]

did you hear about the blind circumciser?

he got the sack  8O






ewww

[OldBloke]

:lol:

[FBG]

did you hear about the blind circumciser?

he got the sack 8O






ewww

*shudder*

[Tufty]

what do you call a spaniard whos had his car stolen?

carlos










sorry...im so sorry  :oops:

[Benny]

Micheal Barrymore is trying to make a comeback this Christmas, he's looking at panto, he's had an offer to play the genie in one..
but he's already done Aladdin.

[Tufty]

apparantly barrymore is also starring in a show called 'only pools and corpses'









shoot me now  :oops:

[MAD_ness]

GOOD one
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Dr Sadako]

To be read with german accent:

Two peanuts was walking down the road and one was assaulted.